Some New Down Stairs? Maybe

DunderMifflnites addicts,

Today is one of those days that I'll forget about when I retire. Darell says he needs another person down in there whearehouse since the website is bringing in a tad bit more buisness now. So i haft to read over job applications. I accidently threw out the blank ones we had so I borrowed applications from Sears. A lot of people really want to work at Dunder Mifflin. But who do i choose? I spilled coffee on most of the resumes so all those people are out, I think of it as a sign. How do you choose a person based on coffee stained paper?

~Number 1 salesman Michael Scott