Cosmo Is The Best

DunderMifflinites who breathe air,

I have been reading lately. Jan orders Cosmo. That magazine answers so many questions for men. All guys should have subscriptions to this insight to women. Jan says with me reading the magazine has helped our relationship. How I have no idea. Cosmo tells stories about how women over coming fat, abusive men, and bad sex. So guys reading this if you want to get some, read Cosmo!

~Bestest Boss: Michael Scott