Top 10 Pranks Played on Dwight

BREAKING NEWS: 'The Office' Production Cast Fired

Perez Hilton is reporting that the entire production crew for The Office has just been fired by NBC.

NBC, say it ain't so. 

Here's the source.

24 Ringtone

I just found this site that has the 24 ringtone, which is pretty awesome:

24 ringtone

When you load this 24 ringtone on to your phone, it rings and sounds just like Jack Bauer from 24 ctu.

Let me know if you have any questions about the 24 ringtone!

Office Improvement

DunderMifflinites who like food,

I learn something new every day. While in Circle K I bought the widely used Energy Boost Shots. They tasted dirt but whew I was engergized. I got so much work done, I told Pam about the hot coco insident (when I poored coco mix into the coffee machine), and the when Dwight changed all the light bulbs in the office and none of them fit and we all had to work in the dark. Has someone ever tryied to improve the office and just mess it up more? Cause I have!

~Dwight is not my friend Michael Scott

Karen is going Down!

DunderMifflinites who think I'm Super Sales-Man,

Tuff week, this week, Karen is trying to steal all of my sales people. If she tryies it again she is toast. Dwight has the tools and I have the brains to take her down. Has anyone ever been trying to steal your best sales people/friends? Did you fight for your friends?

~See you soon Michael

Who Is the Best Pankster In the world?

 DunderMifflinites,
I am of course! Okay I blame Jim for our failure. He told Karen and the is just stupid. Dwight is weak and couldn't carry the copier so it his fault too. Our mustashes made us untraceable. And we still won, even though we lost, Stanely is staying with us forever and ever and he knows it. What did you guys think of the episode I'm not hearing a ton of feedback-which i respond to all of them, so let me know how fun and great I am. Thank you and good afternoon.
~Michealsnickers

Cosmo Is The Best

DunderMifflinites who breathe air,

I have been reading lately. Jan orders Cosmo. That magazine answers so many questions for men. All guys should have subscriptions to this insight to women. Jan says with me reading the magazine has helped our relationship. How I have no idea. Cosmo tells stories about how women over coming fat, abusive men, and bad sex. So guys reading this if you want to get some, read Cosmo!

~Bestest Boss: Michael Scott

Some New Down Stairs? Maybe

DunderMifflnites addicts,

Today is one of those days that I'll forget about when I retire. Darell says he needs another person down in there whearehouse since the website is bringing in a tad bit more buisness now. So i haft to read over job applications. I accidently threw out the blank ones we had so I borrowed applications from Sears. A lot of people really want to work at Dunder Mifflin. But who do i choose? I spilled coffee on most of the resumes so all those people are out, I think of it as a sign. How do you choose a person based on coffee stained paper?

~Number 1 salesman Michael Scott

Sad Sad Tuesday

DunderMifflinites who uses paper products, I thought my money problems were over, but they aren't; Ed Mickman sent me a personal letter saying I won 10,000 dollars... but it turns out I didn't. Why do they send that stuff out? Jerks. I was going to sue them but Oscar suggested against it, saying I would lose the case and the little money I have now. I hate Tuesdays... they are pointless. Tuesdays should be no work day, I never get anything done on Tuesdays because I am looking forward to Thursdays! What day of the week do you guys hate? ~Scranton,PA :Scott, Michael

Computer=Death and Life

DunderMifflinites to the extreme,

We had some computer problems today. The stupid low tech website is selling to much paper and slowing down my downloading. The arabian tech guy said it was because I had to much stuff on my memory. But I only have 30 movies, a computer should be able to handle that. So he whipped my memory, now I can't remember anything(nah just kidding), it goes faster but now I don't have any of my wallpapers. I haft to look at the beach all day or Pam through the window.What should I do to entertain myself while at the office?

~ Manager Scott